This week we meet a young Wilde, Grizz, Azus, and Amidus! Wilde wants a pretty dress, Grizz is the sensible one, Azus has a simple solution, and Amidus wants to expose the lie.



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  • Bryn, in an extremely deep voice while introducing his character: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


  • Azus: Can I go on a quest instead of Amidus?
  • Grizz: Only if you give me back my letter!
  • Azus: I don't have your letter!
  • Grizz: You steal everything!
  • Azus: I don't steal nothing!
  • Grizz: Where's my letter?
  • Azus: I've never stolen nothing!


  • Amidus: Morality is a bourgeois lie.
  • Azus: You're a bourgeois lie.
  • Amidus: Your mum's a bourgeois lie.
  • Wilde: So's your face!

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